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Post by bitlo282 on Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:30 am

[b]Old Proverb: A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
[b]New Proverb: Boobs are curves that makes something super straight.

[b]A newlymarried girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents-Meena First class in Bed!!!

[b]HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stiching husband's condom.
[b]HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A girl applying clearsil 2 her nipples thinking they are pimples.
[b]HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with a motive of rape.
[b]HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitutes pussy.
[b]HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: A naked man sleeping on top a naked woman expecting an earthquake 2 do the rest.
[b]HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy standing in a queue to fuck his own wife...


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Post by Anshada Shamsudeen on Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:32 am

tnx dude

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